WATERWORLD MOVIE CLIP FREE
The Mariner: Nothing’s free in Waterworld. The Mariner: Two drifters meet, something needs to be exchanged. (Cut to the Mariner climbing back into his raft out of the ocean) He then comes across a drifter and makes some chit-chat.ĭrifter #1: No, thanks. He just leaves such a small impact on the audience that you can’t even see him. (A few shots of the Mariner’s (Costner) raft are shown) He’s actually in these shots. And just to give you an idea how boring Costner’s acting is, just look at this scene. (Beat) There’s a fitting metaphor for this movie in here, but I can’t quite figure it out.
We see him take a piss, put it through a machine, and proceed to drink it. NC (voiceover): (normal) So we see that mankind has adapted into the Kevin Costner of blandness, Kevin Costner. NC (voiceover): (as an announcer with the following fake movie title and an image of Al Gore) “An Inconvenient Truth 2: Somebody Listen to Me!” It’s a trailer for another Al Gore movie. Narrator: The future: The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. NC (voiceover): So after we get the traditional Universal logo-with Earth still having no visible clouds-we take a quick glimpse into the future. NC: Well, there’s dangerous waters up ahead, let’s see if we can get through them. (An image of Kevin Costner is shown briefly) But is it really as bad as everybody makes it sound? Does it deserve all the bad press it continues to get even to this day? What’s in this movie that just pisses people off so much? Aside from the obvious number 1. It was the most expensive movie made at the time, and it didn’t even come close to making its money back. NC (voiceover): I mean, this film is known as one of the great all-time bombs. (The title screen for “Waterworld” is shown, followed by a montage of clips from that movie) Let’s talk about “Waterworld.” (A woman’s scream is heard off-screen) You know that’s always the reaction I get?